So it’s lunchtime in the international world of modeling, what’s on the menu? After 18 years of modeling it would be interesting to get a cross-section of all the meals I’ve ordered; the juicy burgers, mouth-watering seafood, delicious vegetarian and the list goes on.
But what do you think models eat?
Apparently that’s an interesting question so I googled ‘do models eat’ and to my horror these were the threads.
Heavens above, are you people serious? This just makes me want to go home and eat a pound cake over my sink and cry into my cat. There are only two food items on this list of which I DO EAT, but the rest of those items… a tapeworm? REALLY?… Come on give models a break and hands us the Kit Kat that goes with it!
We aren’t freaks… I don’t eat tissue.. I wipe my ass with it though. And as for cotton, I don’t ever recall wanting to eat the shirt I was wearing now matter how peckish I was.
Why is there such a toxic aura surrounding models and what we eat? Yes it’s true some models are so thin that wearing a super-sized tampon makes them look fat but that doesn’t mean we don’t love our food. As for me, I love to eat, and I could eat a horse; I don’t wanna eat what the horse is eating.
I wanna eat with greed, I wanna eat with my hands and make a mess and wipe my face on my sleeve like a caveman. I want a rack of ribs with mashed potatoes. I like stuffing, garlic bread and have a kebab after an evening session at the pub, where I drink beer and wine.
I’m a regular sized 6 girl (8 UK) and there’s nothing wrong with my appetite. So what’s my secret? Shhhhhhh… Sure I’ll tell you: EXERCISE! There’s no cheat sheet if you want to be slim, you gotta move! That’s how it works. We enjoy food just like you, and we eat whatever we want of course in moderation. So next time you take a model to dinner please don’t order a tapeworm or I’ll wrap it around your neck 😉